your grandmother shows up at the snap of your fingers. call that instagram.
If you don’t have a hockey player that you would drop your pants for, you’re doing it all wrong.
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
shits getting real when hockey players take out their mouth guards to chirp
so so true